no honey, you're a woman. and men don't like women to be human. we aren't supposed to fart, douche, use tampons, or have hair in places we shouldn't.
carrie and samantha from sex and the city first season.
to a certain level, i have to agree. god knows who set up the rule and when, but it still applies the last time i talked to a guy friend of mine. we were talking about this girl, who is very smart and attractive, at least according to me and everyone else. i couldn't believe it when he said she's such a turn-off. if i remember correctly, he said something to the affect of, "she has moustache for christ sake, didn't you notice that?!" well, blimey partner, i didn't. there's so much more to her than that spot above her lips. why make such a big deal out of it. what you have here is a wonderful girl who just happens to have some facial hair on her that no one else notice but you. small problem, can be taken care of. i mean, we do live in a modern world, don't we? why should a small detail like that keeps you away from getting to know a really great person? i don't get it. i mean, men fart... and women can't? no wait, we can... as long as we don't do it in front of men. guess what people, who would want to fart in front of anyone anyway? i mean, you know we do and have these taboo things, you'd just rather not talk about them and pretend they don't happen or exist, you'd rather have us do these things away from your presence. you'd rather see, and have nice results rather than being bothered with the process of getting those results. is this what this is all about? *exasperated sigh* men...