10 minutes at the media center:
nabe : hullo people!
rachael : hey nik! so what's this i hear about you being into lesbian pornography? (referring to a conversation at a party the night before)
nabe : what? i thought all i said was, "so why not watch a lesbian porno instead?"
stacy : oh yea, nik's really into it
nabe : hi stace! can i go back there and grab a few movies?
stacy : sure. chris, can you please help the young lady?
to mock stacy, here's what nabe was thinking in her mind : chris, please help old me
now here's the best part
what nabe actually said : chris, please hold me
mortified, nabe asked : what did i just say?
chris : you said, please hold me
nabe : oh my god, you know i didn't mean that chris
and she ran to the back room